"Hey there, I have a white coloured hairband, can I join your gang?"

"Huh? Umm. Yours not thick enough lah."

"Yah, and you must be wear your hairband for nothing, just put there to look nice only. Cannot use to hold any hair up ley."

"Actually hoh, if one day you don't feel like wearing the hairband, you have to put it around your neck so you still look cool, and everyone will know you belong to our group. Hairbands are really significant here."

"Like totally, and yeah, only WHITE & BLUE coloured hairbands allowed. You sure you can fufil the conditions?"

"Aiyo, I will try lah, but.."

"Oh, I forgot to mention, you have to walk around with your uniform sleeves slightly pulled up as well. That's one of our trademarks too."

"Yup, don't you think that's like totally cool? That's so us."

"One more thing, you can't be quiet and introvert, you must run around the whole school shouting and screaming. Like that then can attract guy's attention!"

"Oh wow, I think we belong to different worlds, all I wanted was to share the joy of owning a hairband. I thought it was cool, but I'm having my second thoughts now. Nevermind then. Bye."




like seriously,
what's with the super thick white hairbands,
pulling up half the sleeve looking disgusting,
and running around screaming like clowns?

WTF.


not that i don't go crazy sometimes,
but that's really quite stupid.
haha. omfg. losers.